A quick and jaundiced look at three of Tuesday’s top news stories from my favorite news aggregator: Google News (news.google.com).
(Just having a light moment, no offense intended to Republicans, Democrats, Muslim bombers, sex addicts, rapists or their lawyers.)
1) Paul Ryan has agreed to run for the position of Speaker of the House of Representatives — but ONLY if he is guaranteed to win and only if he gets weekends off.
(Unofficial word on the street is: Vice President Biden is so impressed with Ryan’s proposition that he has decided to demand the same conditions when he announces that he is running for the Democratic nomination for president.)
2) Ahmed Mohammed, the Texas teen who was arrested for bringing a homemade clock to school that looked like a bomb, visited the president of Qatar last week and has since announced that he and his family are moving to Qatar.
(Where he can learn to make a real bomb that looks like a harmless clock)
3) Bill Cosby’s lead lawyer has quit.
(You know you’re in pretty bad legal trouble when your lawyer is worried that defending you will damage HIS reputation.)